There's a podcast host who cannot stop talking about Bitcoin. Fixed supply this, digital gold that, 21 million forever. Episode after episode. You know the type. You might BE the type.
So one listener thought: fine. If he loves hard-capped, cryptographically-scarce digital assets so much... why doesn't he have one with his own face on it?
And instead of just making the joke, he built it. A real token, on the real Solana mainnet, with a hard cap enforced by the same math Bitcoin uses. One million Shmuelicoins. Not one more, ever. The mint key was destroyed on launch day: publicly, verifiably, permanently.
The host found out the same way you did: live on air.
# is it a joke? yes. is it real? also yes. that's the whole point. welcome to crypto.
Automation professional. Builder of things that work the first time they run live. Conceived, engineered and launched Shmuelicoin end-to-end: token program, hard-cap mechanics, IPFS metadata, airdrop infrastructure, and this site. If it runs, he probably automated it.
# contact: uri@automateanything.ai
Host of ShmueliCast. Bitcoin maximalist. Did not know this existed until it was already un-deletable. Currently the only person in history to find out, live on his own show, that he is now a cryptocurrency.
# status: finding_out_live.mp4
| metric | value |
|---|---|
| total supply | 1,000,000 SHMC, hard-capped forever |
| decimals | 6 (like USDC, divisible to 0.000001) |
| network | Solana mainnet-beta |
| token standard | SPL (classic token program, works in every wallet) |
| mint authority | none. revoked at launch |
| freeze authority | none. nobody can touch your coins |
| presale / token sale | never happened, never will |
| utility | joy |